January 2023

  

I'm not sure if it's because Christmas is just around the corner or if it's because we're a bunch of stressed out people looking to get away from our normal routines, but the last few months have been full of spontaneous sex. I mean, who doesn't want to hop into bed with their partner at midnight on New Year's Eve? But even though there are many benefits to having a quickie before bedtime (whether you're celebrating Christmas or any other holiday), not all positions are created equal when it comes to making things quick and easy for both parties involved. So today we'll be going over some of my favorite Christmas sex positions that will help you achieve your goal of getting off quickly—without being too awkward or uncomfortable!

Frosty morning

If you're looking for a quickie, but the temperature outside isn't cooperating with your plans, try this position. It's perfect for those cold winter mornings when you're too lazy to get out of bed and make coffee (or even just put on some pants).

First, get under the covers and let your partner do all the work. They can warm up your body while you lie there—or they can even just lie beside you while they rub their hands together in front of them. Either way works!

If things are feeling too hot or uncomfortable for either party involved, use a blanket (or two) as support for whatever position suits them best at that moment; perhaps even throw on some gloves if it's really cold outside!

Ornament O

The Ornament position is a great one for longer sex sessions. This can be done face to face or facing away from each other and it will work well for partners with different heights.

If you’re looking to get creative, try the Ornament position without any clothes on! You could even use a pillow as an extra cushioning between your bodies so that there’s less pressure on your groin area.

Fell off the sleigh

In this position, you will be on the floor with your legs apart and bent at the knees. Your partner lies on top of you so that their body is over yours. The man's arms can be wrapped around his partner's shoulders if he wants to help support her as well or keep her from falling off the sleigh!

If this position is for two people together (or three), it can be helpful to have pillows available so that one person can raise their hips up higher than another person lying underneath them in order not to fall off either way depending on which way they decide they want things done before actually starting anything else while still maintaining eye contact throughout all these events taking place around them without interruption from anyone else present in order not interrupting what was meant originally intended just because someone might walk into another room unexpectedly while doing something else entirely unrelated; however this may cause some issues since sometimes those same moments happen accidentally when trying not.

Christmas Cracker

Christmas Cracker: This position is a great option for a quickie, and you can use a pillow to prop up your hips.

Christmas Cracker with Pillow: If you want to take things a step further, try this position with the addition of another pillow under your head and knees. This will allow you some extra support while still giving him access to all of those parts he loves!

Candy canes

You're probably thinking, "What the hell? This sounds like something I would've thought of." If you're anything like me, it might have been too much to ask for. But if you can get over yourself and just try something different this year, consider using a candy cane as your sexy Christmas present to yourself.

You could use it as a dildo or vibrator; either way, it's sure to be an exciting holiday surprise. The point is: there are so many ways to use these little treats! You could also use them as a blindfold if that's what gets your motor running (and don't worry—it will). Or maybe even both at once!

Sex does not have to be complicated

Sex does not have to be complicated. It can be simple and fun, especially if you're in the mood for a quickie. By keeping it simple, you'll be able to focus on your partner instead of having to worry about things like where next to put the condom or what kind of lubricant you should use (if any at all).

The holidays are around the corner—and with them, comes the need for some quickies! If there are any new positions that you've never tried before, now would be an excellent time to try them out; they may change how you think about sex forever!

Conclusion

Christmas is a time for traditions and celebrations. But if you’re looking to spice things up with your partner, there are several positions that can help you get in the mood. These sexy poses will help get both of you in the mood while still respecting your limits. So grab a glass of wine or champagne with one of these positions!